lvclan

A woman entered a pub and asked a man what he's drinking. "Magic beer" anwsers the man.
The woman asks what's so special about it, the man stands up and flies a tour around the pub. The woman is astonished and tells the owner of the pub to give her the same as what the guy is drinking. After she drunk her "magic beer" she goes upstairs and she jumps off the roof, attempting to fly just like the man, yet she falls downstairs and dies.
The owner of the pub looks at the man and says "Damn, Superman, you're such a retard when you're drunk!!"


**** **** me up xD